Ah, the Weather…

Do you ever feel like bad weather follows you whenever you travel? Like when you’re booking your trip you look at the weather at wherever it is you’re going and it looks like (in theory) it’s supposed to be nice, but then when your trip actually rolls around the weather is predicted to be shit? Yeah, you’re not the only one.

Now I know traveling in the off season gets part of the blame for some of the shit weather I’ve experienced, but what else is to blame? Karma? Bad Luck? Global warming (that I realize I contribute to by hopping on a jet)? Is it just weather being weather?

Considering some of the weather I’ve experience on my travels, I believe it must be some combo of what I just listed. I mean yeah, when my keeper booked a trip to Las Vegas at the end of June, it’s not that I wasn’t expecting it to be hot, I just wasn’t prepared for the record setting, tarmac melting heat that we got. When we went to Venice for spring break, I wasn’t prepared to be blown away by the “potential disruption due to wind” that appeared in the weather every day it was opened. Disrupted my day was. When we ventured out to Mont Saint-Michel how could one possibly have prepared for the horrendous wind that rendered our umbrellas useless and made the rain come from the side instead of above?

Coming from a dry climate, I’ll be the first to admit that I am indeed hyper sensitive to a wet cold. It’s the kind that seeps down into your bones and refused to be chased of my anything – not a hot shower, not warm blankets, and certainly not a warm drink.

Where I come from, I know better than most just how unpredictable weather can be and just how quickly it can change. I’ve experienced what felt like all four seasons in a day. And I’ve experienced that more than once. And yet, on every trip I go on, I always experience some level of discomfort from the weather – whether it’s from my own stubbornness when packing or from the unpredictability of the weather – it always sucks when it happens.

BUT, all that being said, no matter how bad the weather is, when you’re traveling you just need to keep in mind that the shit weather does have one good purpose – that you’ll get one hell of a story out of it. Plus, you are traveling after all, so how miserable can you really be?

Big Sky

As Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford from Park & Rec once so eloquently put it, “treat yo’self!”

When I was in Montana, I did just that. I tasted heaven when I went to the factory that makes the most delicious ice cream I’ve ever tasted and I relaxed while soaking in the open-air mineral hot springs at Chico. And tell you what, it felt glorious.

The day started as an unplanned adventure/exploration and quickly turned into indulgence after indulgence.

While driving through town, we saw the distinctive turquoise stripe with red cursive type on white of a Wilcoxson’s Ice Cream truck — the same Wilcoxon’s that works hard to maintain it’s mystique. We quickly made the decision to follow it.

Wilcoxon’s is famous for being off the grid. They don’t do interviews. They don’t openly publish or advertise their address. They keep to themselves and let their cool, creamy, and delicious product do the talking and marketing for them.

All along the main drag, for mile after mile, we followed the truck with excitement and baited breath to see where it would turn to return to the unmarked and elusive factory from whence it came. When the blinker went on and the truck finally turned, we were heartbroken. It hadn’t gone back to the factory, but stopped at a gas station.

We dejectedly turned around and began to retrace our steps. The others I was traveling with were serious about finding this ice cream factory. Through the side streets in a small Montana city we drove and drove, until looking down through an alley, a glimpse was had of a turquoise stripe painted at the base of a brick building painted white. We jumped out of the car and hurriedly strode down the alley. And there it was. Wilcoxson’s Ice Cream.

We walked into the front office door. It was immediately clear that they get very few outside visitors. They don’t offer tours. They don’t advertise where they are. They don’t want to be found or bothered. The employee who greeted us was initially confused at our intrusion, but once we explained that we were here because we love the ice cream and have for years, she laughed at our tenacity and determination to find the place. After a brief chat, we left them to their peace and quiet.

While there was no fresh ice cream to be had at the actual factory where it was made (it’s just not Wilcoxson’s style to encourage people to come looking for it), we drove down the street to a local hamburger joint and grabbed a soft serve ice cream cone with none other than Wilcoxson’s Ice Cream — as close to the source as possible. Thick and creamy, sweet and simple, cool and delicious — their soft serve ice cream is hands down the best I’ve ever had — but take that with a grain of salt since it was also the first ice cream my little gnome-self had ever had.

Once the ice cream was happily sitting in our bellies, our day continued to Chico Hot Springs. All that I had heard about it from the second home-owners in Jackson led me to believe that it was going to be ultra luxurious and divine. Now, I’m not saying that it wasn’t a fantastic place, I’m just saying She said that there are nicer springs out there (like Pagosa or Glenwood).

Chico is a cute resort with a fittingly rustic feel, seeing as it’s in Montana. We wandered around the hotel, my companions wanted to see if and how it had changed over the years. After we were done exploring, we snuck our way into the pool area that is meant/intended for guests only. The Chico pools are just that — pools fed and filled by a natural mineral spring. The larger of the two pools is warm and looks like a swimming pool while the small pool is hot and looks like a big jacuzzi. We sat for a bit on the pool edge and dangled our feet in, letting them soak. It was absolutely delightful. After a trip filled with hiking and foot abuse, it felt heavenly to take a load off and truly let them relax. Feeling weightless in the hot water, letting the minerals magically rejuvenate and energize was just what the gnome ordered.

Since we snuck in, we didn’t stay too long. One the drive back to Bozeman, my little gnome eyes had to fight to stay awake to see the beautiful and open scenery flying by. I lost the battle.

Today, I indulged. Today, I treated myself. Today, I bought what Donna and Tom have been selling for years. And I intend to do so again.

In general, travel is treating oneself, but I often forget in my hurry to see and do everything that sometimes I need to remind myself to slow down and stop to smell the Tulips, or taste the local specialty of fried snails, or participate in the local traditions and staples. And that’s exactly what I did on my weekend in Montana.